Smoke that cigarette

I'm going to make a list for everything I was found guilty of and apologize for it. I wasn't guilty in most cases.

• I'm sorry I made "your" daughter run away from home to Toronto.
• I'm sorry you never had a child graduate with honours.
• I'm sorry the administration believed I lacked respect.
• I'm sorry YOU stood by me while I was not in my right mind in that bathroom stall.
• I'm sorry it took you so long to realize you love me.
• I'm sorry I got expelled from Dawson.
• I'm sorry everything I say isn't cool enough for you.
• I'm sorry I talked about him so much when nothing ever happened.
• I'm sorry I embarass you so much.
• I'm sorry I said I love you on Skype.
• I'm sorry I complain more than you, apparently.

Now you try!